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Joke of the Day

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"If you say married people aren't having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawers."

"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."

"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."

"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."

"Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"