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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed... First favourite is cake."
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"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."
"Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside"
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."
"Sooo when my husband became a pool man I really thought the sex would get immediately better"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"
"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."
"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."