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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
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"Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming."
"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."
"Does this optic nerve make me look?"
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"
"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"
"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."
"Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info. Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."