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Joke of the Day
"I met an award winning farmer yesterday He was out standing in his field."
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"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"Why was Hitler kicked off the track team? He could never finish a race."
"Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick."
"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"
"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted."
"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."