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Joke of the Day
"Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick."
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"Imagine a buffet for the Gods... there's food for Thor."
"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"
"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."
"A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something"
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""
"What happens when you witness a shipwreck? You let it sink in."