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Joke of the Day
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
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"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field!"
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
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