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Joke of the Day
"If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit."
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"Do you like warts? No. Don't worry. They'll grow on you."
"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"What do you call a really expensive tombstone? A R.I.P off."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard."
"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"