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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really expensive tombstone? A R.I.P off."
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"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""
"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."
"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."
"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."
"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""
"What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!"
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"