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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
Next Joke
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"There's been some interesting science news today. Apparently materials with a half life of 3 pass through valves at a extremely slow rate. -plauge inc"
"Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon."
"Two cryptographers walk into a bar No one knows what they are talking about."
"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."