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Joke of the Day
"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"
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"My friend says he's got a psychic duck He's got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a little circus tent in his house. ""What are you on?"" I said to him. ""Quack"" said the duck."
"The first judge ever was like ""When I'm done talking I'll pound my desk with a hammer"" and we were all ""Ok that's not insane"""
"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"
"Why aren't jokes in base eight funny? Because 7, 10, 11!"
"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."
"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"
"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."