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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."

"Joan Rivers had so many facelifts That the ended up with a goatee"

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"Young woman... There was a young lady from Exeter, So lovely the men all craned their necks at 'er. But only one was so brave as to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er."

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."

"Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well bring me some you haven't had around for that long."

"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."

"I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it."

"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"