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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
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"Pokemon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere"
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""
"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""
"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."
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"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"