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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!"

"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."

"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."

"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""

"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"

"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."

"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"

"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."