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Joke of the Day

"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"

"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."

"If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now."

"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""

"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"

"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"

"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can only milk a cow for 10 years."