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Joke of the Day

"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"35,000 black people walked into a bar... According to the Louisiana Official Ledger, Jurisdiction Kudrow."

"So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account."

"Why did the professional poker player season his meat with marijuana? Because he wanted his steaks high."

"You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples."

"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

"I don't tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"