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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples."

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."

"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan."

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"

"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"

"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses. My girlfriend thinks I'm hilarious."