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Joke of the Day

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"What is an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."

"How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies!"

"My ex-girlfriend said that she misses me all time She also said that she's taking lessons to improve her aim."

"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"I'm 100 years old and I keep misplacing my old toys I'm losing my marbles!"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"What separates man from animal? Divorce."