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Joke of the Day

"35,000 black people walked into a bar... According to the Louisiana Official Ledger, Jurisdiction Kudrow."

"It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn't wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies."

"Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever."

"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."

"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."

"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."