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Joke of the Day

"""Wow! Can you believe it's almost June already?!"" YES DEB, I AM WHOLLY MYSTIFIED BY THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF TIME ON PLANET EARTH"

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos!!"

"Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko."

"How do painters stay warm? They add another coat."

"My friend was worried about the results of his HIV test, so I told him to assume he was going to die. I don't see why he got angry at me though, I was just want him to be negative."

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"

"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."

"What concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p"

"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"