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Joke of the Day

"My friend was worried about the results of his HIV test, so I told him to assume he was going to die. I don't see why he got angry at me though, I was just want him to be negative."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."

"Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party? They heard he was a fungi"

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."

"Glass of wine a night A woman drinking a glass of wine a night can increase the chances of a stroke. A full bottle and you might get a blowjob."

"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"