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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"

"What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common? No Self Esteem!"

"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"

"Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days. He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible."

"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"

"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"

"I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"How can you tell if Hillary Clinton is lying? She's moving her lips."

"What do you call 717 dead Hajj pilgrims? A good start. My grandfather died making the Hajj; he fell out of a guard tower. Where do Black Muslims go? The back of the stampede!"