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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"
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"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."
"Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write ""tip jar"" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back."
"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic"
"Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.- the place in any American city where you can be sure to find racial tolerance and understanding."
"What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment? ma'lady"
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""
"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."