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Joke of the Day

"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"

"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"

"Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men"

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"There's a knock at my door. Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, ""Now what?"" He says, ""I dunno...I never got this far."""

"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"

"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."