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Joke of the Day

"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."

"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"

"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."