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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."
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"The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians."
"What kind of pizza do pilots like? Plain."
"Simpsons TapOut/Awesome Best game out in long time. I'm so addicted to it that it seems to be a issue with my relationship. Lol!!!"
"This 5 year old is taking a call from his secret agent on a calculator and now I hate my phone."
"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language."