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Joke of the Day
"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."
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"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"
"My motto in life is always give 100%. Which makes blood donation quite tricky."
"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."
"How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord"
"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""
"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"
"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."