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Joke of the Day
"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."
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"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."
"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"Germany are welcoming refugees like war heroes because they had never had the chance to welcome the real thing. I'm mean."
"I don't understand most terms used on Reddit And I'm s/o sick of it"
"My favorite part of Thanksgiving day is when I stuff the Bird. My wife enjoys it too but wishes I'd find another nickname for her lady parts."