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Joke of the Day

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

"The three most important unwritten rules. 1. 2. 3."

"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."

"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"

"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"

"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"

"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"