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Joke of the Day

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"

"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."

"The longest I've been sober is 5 years... ...then I turned six years old"

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"