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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"
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"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."
"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"
"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"
"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."
"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God.... I texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face Priceless"
"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."
"I'm doing the vacuuming.. It doesn't need doing but it's a legitimate way of annoying the kids"
"'Nothing like a real book' I say 'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!' My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably"
"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("