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Joke of the Day
"The longest I've been sober is 5 years... ...then I turned six years old"
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"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"
"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""
"what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."
"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."
"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"
"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."
"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."