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Joke of the Day

"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"

"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass"

"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"

"'I can't find my dollar bill' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'"

"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."