230741

Joke of the Day

"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"

"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"

"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."

"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."

"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"

"RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly."

"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"