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Joke of the Day
"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"
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"What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund. credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"
"Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few ""Nah, it's nothing"" types to raise the body count."
"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"
"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"
"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("
"Chuck Norris Joke Chuck Norris tells Preston about settlements that need help."
"her: what r u doing? me: taking a photo of a glass of tap water on snapchat & see if they have- her: oh god me:-a water filter."
"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""