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Joke of the Day

"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."

"If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein."

"My mom used to tuck me in every night. She really wanted a daughter."

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I'll never get to touch."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."

"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."

"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."