56551

Joke of the Day

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."

"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."

"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."

"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."

"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"

"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."

"A set of jumper cables walks into a pub...... And the barman says, ""You can come in here mate but don't start anything! """

"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"