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Joke of the Day

"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"

"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me."

"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"

"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."

"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."

"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"

"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"

"I'm dissapointed that I can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*"

"What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher."