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Joke of the Day
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
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"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"
"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."
"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"
"What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself."
"What's the name of NASA's launch button? The ""Space Bar"""
"Guy: come over Girl: I'm coming over Guy: We need to stop using walkie talkies in bed over"
"As I dropped my child off at school today I said, be positive If the race war starts before I get back, that's your blood type"