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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."

"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"""ARE YOU IN THERE LOOKING AT GUYS STARING AT THEIR COMPUTERS AGAIN?!?!"" - porn's parents"

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."

"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"

"It's not that I don't care about the environment, it's just your fabric grocery bag doesn't match my outfit."

"The worst part about watching Ronda Rousey fight: it's hard to rub one out in under a minute."