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Joke of the Day
"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."
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"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""
"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
"What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn? Kern-el"
"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"
"He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians."
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"Behind every entitled shit-head kid is a parent who cuts the crusts off their sandwiches."