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Joke of the Day
"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."
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"I never did understand why the ball was getting bigger but then it hit me"
"I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous."
"How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10? He doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times."
"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."
"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."
"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"
"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"
"What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company? Assault and Buttery"
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."