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Joke of the Day
"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."
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"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"
"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"
"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."
"What's the worst thing about a blackout? A shootout."
"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."
"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"