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Joke of the Day
"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
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"What should you do if you find yourself at a my chemical romance gig? Mope the fuck outta there."
"So I walked by a restaurant in Maine! It had a sign up "" Happy hour special: Lobster tail and beer!"" I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!"
"Fun: text friend Are you alone right now? They go Yes. Then u text back LOL"
"Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross? Because they can dress foreless."
"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"
"Cutting out gluten is a great way to lose weight and friends"
"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."
"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."