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Joke of the Day

"I'm more comfortable hearing my five-year-old repeat swear words in public than I am hearing him say ""uh-oh!"" from another room."

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."

"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"

"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"

"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."