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Joke of the Day
"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."
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"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."
"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""
"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."
"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."
"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."