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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"
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"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."
"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"
"Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue*"
"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."
"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"""Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?"" *thief runs by, steals gold* ""Hey! You!"" Au, got it. Next element."