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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I don't drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons."

"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."

"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"My drivers Ed teacher told me to pull over somewhere safe... Five minutes later he said, ""Why haven't you pulled over yet?"" I said, ""Because we're still in Detroit."""

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"