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Joke of the Day
"Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes."
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"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""
"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."
"What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital? ""Oy vey!"""
"My dad happens to be an umpire at a restaurant. So whenever somebody order pancakes, he immediately screams ""Batter up!"""
"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"
"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"""ranch goes with everything"" i whisper while placing a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin"