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Joke of the Day

"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."

"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"

"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""

"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."

"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"

"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."

"Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut."

"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""

"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""

"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."