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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""
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"Why did Pinocchio tell lies? Because he was a fucking liar! -from Louis CK's AMA-"
"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."
"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."
"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."