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Joke of the Day

"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"

"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."

"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."

"What's the quietest element? A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon."

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."