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Joke of the Day

"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"

"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""

"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."

"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."

"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake."

"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."

"I'm glad I know sign language... It comes in handy sometimes."

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."