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Joke of the Day

"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""

"I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 Vision"

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"Sausage and bacon in a frying pan. Sausage says to the bacon: ""It's pretty hot here."" Bacon says: ""Oh my god! A talking sausage !!"""

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"Life without love is pointless.... Love without life is necrophilia"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."