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Joke of the Day
"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"
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"Josh Gordon sold his first car the other day... (xpost r/nflcirclejerk) it was a beater he sold to Ray Rice."
"we are young, we can do what we want, we can party all night, we can kill a guy"
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